IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

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INTRODUCTION

(Part 1) I’m a poop criminal

(Part 2) What even is this book?

(Part 3) The years 2019, 2020, 2021

(Part 4) A brief history of adolescent trauma

(Part 5) Life goals

2019
I LOSE MY JOB AND MY HOME

(Part 6) I rage quit my job, and have nowhere to work

(Part 7) I rage quit my apartment, and have nowhere to live

(Part 8) I get a Jewish landlady and an obese housemate

(Part 9) I get assaulted by a former coworker

(Part 10) I discover substitute teaching is an instant-job

I GET IT ALL BACK BETTER THAN BEFORE

(Part 11) I go to the state’s education career fair

(Part 12) I get rescued by Mexican coworkers

(Part 13) I travel to Chicago for counseling certification

(Part 14) I have the best job of my life

(Part 15) I notice pandemic paranoia

I… COVID-19

(Part 16) I watch my boss turn into Trump

(Part 17) I get fired for quitting

(Part 18) I live my best life on unemployment

(Part 19) I start meeting women from home

(Part 20) I go back to teaching

2020
I BECOME A FAKE TEACHER

(Part 21) (August) I start the school year

(Part 22) (September) I get to know the teachers

(Part 23) (October) I fear the teachers

(Part 24) (November) I can’t fix education

(Part 25) (December) I make out at the Christmas party

I COMMIT HIGH SCHOOL CREDIT FRAUD IN ARIZONA

(Part 26) (January) I become the yearbook teacher

(Part 27) (February) I get vaccinated

(Part 28) (March) I become the off-brand counselor

(Part 29) (April) I write 200 credit slips

(Part 30) (May) I end the school year

I FINALLY DATE A HOT CHICK (BUT THERE’S A CATCH)

(Part 31) I meet the woman of my dreams

(Part 32) I never see this coming

(Part 33) I fake an entire month

(Part 34) I do the right thing (eventually)

(Part 35) I lose the woman of my dreams

2021
I GET REAL BAD DEPRESSION

(Part 36) I’m too sad to catch them all

(Part 37) I’m sad and still loathe behavioral health

(Part 38) I’m sad my coworkers are miserable

(Part 39) I’m sad, but my old boss is sadder

(Part 40) I’m sad while committing a poop crime

I TRY TO MOVE ON

(Part 41) I answer a paramedic’s night call

(Part 42) I team up with super women

(Part 43) I star on a huge streaming service

(Part 44) I meet a Queen

(Part 45) I rage quit for fun

I BECOME A REAL TEACHER

(Part 46) I still love unemployment

(Part 47) I get my own Freshman classroom

(Part 48) I think I’m OK

(Part 49) I finally catch COVID-19

(Part 50) One Year Later…