Is it just me or is the oracle a predictable bastard?, vol. 2 MANY CHARACTERS 4 SWEDISH CINEMA

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Which brings us back around to gas: when I just checked to satisfy my curiosity, the regular fare of the most expensive one-and-a-half-hour one-way flight I could find in the next few weeks between an airport I can walk to from Küssnacht if I’m feeling quixotic and one a mere hour-and-a-quarter by train and subway from the croissant I crave more than any other I have hitherto encountered was less than the cost I just ate on a parking spot disguised as a room at a riverfront hotel in the financial district. Time it right and I could be in Brooklyn in 5 hours or so at a cost of barely more than half what I paid for tonight, without seven hours or more on the road in a truck with concomitant fuel costs at a time when the price of said commodity has never been higher. If I’m not bound for a saltbox by the sea with ample driveway pastures for grazing, why not leave Ruminante to roam the Alps in peace and save myself a number of headaches thereby? I have taken the very flight I propose in the past – back when I hoped our first date might be to see Lucia at the Met and you were otterwise engaged reppin’ hard in the desert, for instance – and I can attest to the ease and comfort of the journey.

I cannot, however, speak to the experience of flying on a private jet any better than I can reckon out what sort of compass was used to convince Santa’s elves to ship swag adorned with a mighty suave cat to the newly-formed Swiftie Society at my Alma Mater. Since you left your king exposed with that fancy diagonal move your queen just pulled, let me slide a modest bishop in there and put you in check: Coach Tillson says if you’re not opposed to oblique connections to obscure Ontario oblasts carried aloft on the wings of a blue bird, you may as well just come get me, celebrity-tracking weirdos be damned! …But I’m sure you’ll find a way to tip me off to the feasibility of doing so one way or another during the moratorium on international travel imposed by the King of Upper Canada until after the exodus from the Basilica is complete. In light of all the considerations offered by his privy council which I have rendered herein, he has deemed it prudent not to take upon himself the complications further entailed by trying to explain the sudden disappearance of a monarch to parts unknown in the eyes of his diplomatic relations a mere week out from the discharge of official duties here in Piena, after which no diplomatic obligations bind him.

I hate to be a pain in the ass like this, my dear, but not as much as I’d hate to be caught unawares in the sight of some slimy pap’s lens 😉

…Say my name when you ask me to sacrifice a knight so you can mate me and I’m sure to comply.. Or don’t, and I’m sure to enjoy continuing to be a coquettish, albeit thirsty bitch while I play hard to get and get hard thinking about filling you up with all my favourite districts of Seoul!